He nearly forgot.?

A man and wife are eating breakfast, just before he goes out to work.

"I'll bet you don't know what day it is today!" she says to him.

With a guilty start he responds, "Well of course I do, did you really think I could forget!" and with feigned hurt he storms off to work.

At 10am there is a knock at the door and she answers it to find a delivery man bearing the biggest bunch of red roses she had ever seen in her life.

At 12 oclock the door goes again, and this time it is a gigantic box of her favourite luxury chocolates all tied in a satin bow. At three o'clock a van arrives from the most expensive boutique in the area and delivers the most sumptious new dress she had ever seen. Attached is a card which reads, "Of course I didn't forget darling, please find attached tickets to the Opera, I know you love it."

Shocked to the core she can't wait for her husband to come in.

"Oh George, first came the roses, then the chocolates, then that gorgeous dress, And darling, how sweet you got those tickets. I know you HATE the opera."

She gives a little sigh, then smiles sweetly

"Really, this is the best Pancake Tuesday of my life!"

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HAHAHA~

LMAO!

good one!

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haha not forgetful at all !
lol poor sod
LOL pancake tuesday!!! LOLOLOLOL thats hilarious 10/10 and have a star while im at it!
Haha, that's great
LOL that was funny....
Funny lol
hahaahahhahahha omg that would completely suck!
Gah, women:-D

Even my hubby laughed at this one!

Thanks for the giggle.... have a star
That was just "mean". You gotta love it! lol.
Lucky her! I wish I could do that to my husband.
omg,he bought all that stuff...FOR PANCAKE TUESDAY!!!!

lmfao,AMAZING joke.
hahaha excellent
ROFLMAO!! It's amazing what pancakes can do! *star*